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Time to take out the garbage. You hear me? AY! AY! I SAID DID YOU HEAR ME? I SAID IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE DADGUM GARBAGE! SO WON'T YOU GET UP OFF THE COUCH AND YOU GONNA TAKE OUT THAT DADGUM GARBAGE. EVERY DAY I WALK IN THIS HOUSE AFTER WORK, I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL DAY. I COME IN THIS HOUSE AIN'T TOOK OUT. WHY NOT? YOU GET UP OFF THE COUCH AND YOU GO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE DONE PUT A NEW BAG IN THE GARBAGE CAN. I MEAN LORD HAVE MERCY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO GO TAKE OUT THE DADGUM GARBAGE. IT GETS TO A POINT TO WHERE I'M SICK TO HAVE TO TELL YOU TO TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN FOR ONCE! YOU WONDER WHY YOU ALWAYS GET IN TROUBLE ALL THE TIME CUZ I GOT TO TELL YOU TO DO THE BASIC STUFF! IF YOU JUST GET UP AND JUST GO DO IT ON YOUR OWN, IT WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE! BUT INSTEAD I GOT TO SIT HERE AND TELL YOU OVER AND OVER TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE AND THEN YOU WANT A PAT ON THE BACK WHEN YOU GO DO IT AFTER I TOLD YOU. YOU WANT A PAT ON THE BACK? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE SOME INITIATIVE AND TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN? Okay? Because this whole attitude you got, you act like it's the end of the dadgum world for you to get up and go take that garbage out and you don't do nothing all day. I GO TO WORK ALL DAY IN THE BLISTERING HOT SUN, PUTTING FOOD ON THE DADGUM TABLE AND THE LEAST I EXPECT FROM YOU IS TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. Okay? Have some respect for the house. Have some respect for me. And most importantly, have some respect for yourself. Okay? Cuz one of these days when you grow up, you gonna get a house of your own. What you going to do, you're not going to take the garbage out then? And then, all of a sudden, you going to have garbage bags all in your house and then you're going to be on an episode of Hoarders, you're going to be wondering why it happened. Well guess what Bubba? It ain't going to be because of me. Okay? I done told you over and over again. I TRY TO, I TRY TO GET IT IN YOUR BRAIN TO GO DO THIS, AND IT AIN'T JUST GETTING THROUGH. Okay? No video games for a week. It is what it is. You going to have to deal with it. Now go ahead and get it done. Golly. I mean how many times I got to tell y'all, man? How many times?